Wednesday, August 5, 2009


Several things "of note" happened in the canine world today. Firstly, my favorite great dane puppy, Oscar, came in to board with his new little brother Augustus. Mmmmmm. LOVE me some Oscar puppy! Augustus is a tiiiiny Australian Shepherd with a perfect black spot over his left eye. Shut up. I'll try to grab a pic after work today.

Secondly, Black Dog just made a noise that was an exact impression of R2D2's "worried boop" -as featured most prominently in the presence of Sand People or the depths of Jabba's palace. For a second, I honestly expected to turn around and find her patching into the control panel of our 1950sbrickrancher-slash-imperialdeathfortress to run some diagnostics.

Third and finally, I actually caught Brown Dog watching The Colbert Report on the MacBook tonight. At first I suspected she was drawn in by its razor-sharp wit and keen social and political commentary. But after closer observation, I discovered she was keeping a close eye on the latest Threatdown, as she too lists bears among her most mortal enemies

Also, did Miley Cyrus get veneers?? Suddenly her lips don't seem big enough to reach around her teeth...

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Planet of the Dead: Why Kitsch is Cool

In the spirit of celebrating my burgeoning sci-fi entertainment obsession, I'm going to dedicate my first entry to the ineffable David Tennant in his epic role as The Doctor in tonight's US premiere of "Planet of the Dead." First of all, hooooooly...it could not have taken longer to get here. The endless month of promos could not have made me any more edgy. (By the way, I'm a bit distracted on account of I'm writing all this while my husband catches up on Day Five of Torchwood's "Children of Earth." Another blog entry entirely, that one. I feel like I need to be respectful and cease my typing during the monologue about John Frobisher...right before he desperately, mercifully...well...Oi! NO SPOILERS HERE!)

Alright, back to it. I have to confess, after the weightiness of the weeklong brilliant disaster that was "CoE", I was beyond relieved that our beloved bastard, Russell T Davies, chose to deliver a lighter side of Who - one that would make us laugh beginning to end and truly showcase Tennant's gift for pulling off that classic casual humor in the face of impending destruction. This, to me, is Doctor Who at its best. It works because it calls us to revel in, rather than apologize for, the potential silliness of men in Dharma jumpsuits and rubber fly masks. There's a tangibility to this method, committing to stay only partially reliant on the fickle mistress that is computer generated space monsters (SyFy Originals, anyone?). It also appeals to our sentimentality - that little part of us that reflects fondly on the days of cardboardboxandsilverspraypaint approach to futuristic set design.

In short, it's the kitsch that makes Doctor Who so damn cool.

Similarly, the extras can ever be counted on for cheesetastic one-liners and textbook overacting. (Case in point, the cowering manicurist-turned-palm reader who throws back-of-hand-to-forehead and shrieks, "WHO ARE YOU?? WHAT WILL YOU BE??" from last season's "Turn Left". That scene still brings me physical pain, it was practically unwatchable.) But we overlook these moments because their delivery is so deliciously tongue-in-cheek and perfectly in line with the spirit of the show. Particularly hilarious tonight was Dr. Malcolm (played by Lee Evans) - a bumbling, watery eyed and fingerless-begloved scientific genius, who stammers in awestruck refrains of "I love you!" when faced with The Doctor in the flesh. These ancillary characters are almost always endearing and give you that old, familiar "we Earthlings are so adorably naive" feeling. Makes you all warm & fuzzy when you reflect on how much joy The Doctor divines from endlessly rescuing our helpless arses.

I confess I initially had reservations about the prominent presence of Michelle Ryan in this special. I had watched exactly 1.45 episodes of Bionic Woman before it dissolved and I was not impressed. But I was pleasantly surprised to find her a refreshing addition to the one-off Who cast. Her character was perhaps a bit too polished for the series...we're used to seeing more fallibility in our human companions. But her confident flirtatiousness and acrobatic perfection complemented The Doctor quite nicely. (Even if she did reek of Ocean's Twelve's Francois Toulour - inexplicably athletic royalty stealing priceless relics out of boredom?)

All in all, I found "Planet of the Dead" to be a beautifully fun precursor to the dark and heavy content we know must be coming in the next two specials. Enjoy the comedy of The Doctor while you can because it all comes to an end with our beloved Doctor dying, after all.


Friday, January 9, 2009

Feliciations.

Greetings and Happy New Year! It has been nearly seven arduous months since I've updated my blog. And why? Because life is a busy, busy thing, my friends. And I'm not as motivated to write as I once was...you know, seven years ago, when the world was my oyster and I had things to say. When Coldplay first reminded us that "good music" and "mainstream radio" were not mutually exclusive entities; when gas was $1.20/gallon and you could still find Coke in a can. The world was simpler back then. OJ roamed free. Bill and Monica's budding romance was still full of bright-eyed hope. And I...I was gonna be the next big thing in op-ed journalism.

Well those dreams have died, like pigeons eating rice - exploding my stomach like an overstuffed beanbag. So I'm currently in the market for a NEW dream and I'm taking suggestions. Please respond as the Spirit moves you.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Family Fun in Sunny Salina, Kansas, 2006.

These photos are pretty old, but they could be the most interesting ones I've ever taken on a family adventure. Middle America...gotta love it.

It's a 14 hour drive to Salina, Kansas, people. We must make our own fun by whatever means are available. This game was called "How Many Cinnamon Teddy Grahams Will Stick to My Face at One Time??" I think I could have pushed for 20...

This place was called Rock City...not to be confused with the Rock City you see painted on barns all across the South. There was an enormous field in the middle of a Kansas (imagine that) filled with dozens of giant boulders that looked just like this one. Pretty...creepy. Come out, come out, little alien babies!!

I love an introspective vandal. This is the power of Rock City, my friends.

Feminine.

I'm not one of those girls who sits around talking about her cycle, her uncontrollable mood swings, or how much she craves chocolate over sex. In fact, I'm generally not even a fan of chocolate. And conversations like that make me feel too much like a bored suburban stereotype of a "woman" instead of a young, funky 30-something "girl".

But yesterday, my status as a "woman" smacked me right in the face when I went to the local Publix and somewhat subconsciously picked up these two items...and only these two items. When I became aware of the fact I was standing knee-deep in a pile of my own cliche, I took this picture with my camera phone.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Fhilatic Fun.

Pulled straight from the piles of fan mail that I, I mean, the label receives every day.

The three greatest men of this generation...
together on one envelope for the low, low price of $1.23.


Just a beautiful stamp. Let's face it...


Okay, call me color blind, but this demonstrably Caucasian man is on a stamp titled "Black Heritage." But I did some research and Wikipedia had this to offer: Chesnutt was born in Cleveland, Ohio, to Andrew Chesnutt and Ann Maria (Sampson) Chesnutt, both "free persons of color" from North Carolina.  His parents offered to sell him into slavery, but the potential buyer could not come up with more than $23 to pay for him.  His paternal grandfather was a white slaveholder and, based on his appearance, Chesnutt likely had other white ancestors.

Now you know.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Effing Old, Part Deux

Well...it was with mixed emotions that I came into work today to find...no signs on the outside doors announcing to the building that I was reaching this monumental point in my life; the point at which I can officially announce myself to the world as being "one score & ten." There was, however, a beautiful cluster of Star Wars party decorations adorning the door to my office, which immediately warmed my carbonite-covered heart.

Truth is, the part of me who feels it's more respectable to embrace the pretentiousness of age rather than skipping absentmindedly away from it totally started telling people I was thirty, like, five weeks ago. If you say you're 29, people go, "Ooooh, you're almost the big three-oh!" and a host of other such cliche'ry so as to make the very speaking of your age virtually unbearable. BUT...if you tip up your chin and very elegantly reply, "I'm 30," most polite strangers will assume you to be very eloquent and accomplished for your age, and may even remark how you don't look a day over 24.

That's been the most rewarding part about telling people I'm 30...apparently I am so youthful, spry and vivacious that no one presumes me to be of such an advanced age. I apparently appear to be somewhere between 24 and 27. Score one for SPFs and cartoon-watching!!

The least rewarding part, however, has been knowing I'm 30 on the inside. I hate being aware of the fact that when I was 15, I assumed I would be a WILDLY successful lawyer or writer by now, that I would be married to an independently wealthy man who adored me, and I would be raising my three young boys in navy & white Polo shirts and madras shorts to ride horses and play tennis, treat young ladies well, and respect their elders.

Let's see...of all these aspirations, I can at least say I own a navy Polo shirt myself...and a beautiful madras skirt I got at J. Crew this spring. I know I'm not alone, but this quarter-life (am I really going to live to be 120??) thing is a real bitch. What am I going to be when I grow up?? When will someone eventually force me to get a job where I have to wear pantsuits and talk marketing jargon to some tie-wearing figurehead with a BlackBerry? When will I have to stop watching cartoons and start popping out kids who watch them instead?

At the end of this day, I was incredibly thankful for my thoughtful birthday decor, limited only to my own office. It was perfectly suited for me and chosen by a friend who knows me perhaps better than anyone. And really, that's kind of all I know I want out of life right now. Fun, interesting people who don't take themselves too seriously...and horses. Horses that play tennis.