Family Fun in Sunny Salina, Kansas, 2006.

These photos are pretty old, but they could be the most interesting ones I've ever taken on a family adventure. Middle America...gotta love it.

It's a 14 hour drive to Salina, Kansas, people. We must make our own fun by whatever means are available. This game was called "How Many Cinnamon Teddy Grahams Will Stick to My Face at One Time??" I think I could have pushed for 20...

This place was called Rock City...not to be confused with the Rock City you see painted on barns all across the South. There was an enormous field in the middle of a Kansas (imagine that) filled with dozens of giant boulders that looked just like this one. Pretty...creepy. Come out, come out, little alien babies!!

I love an introspective vandal. This is the power of Rock City, my friends.

The Fappiest Flace on Fearth

Disney at Christmas. There are no words for how wonderful......it's truly one of the best, most joyous, most beautiful times of my life. (Even better than other presumably more awesome events like weddings, promotions, birthdays, babies...) And as there are few words to describe it, I'll let the pictures speak of its awesomeness.